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当我们用非母语的语言想要发扬搭讪的艺术时，总是感觉畏首畏尾，不伦不类，特别当咱们天朝美女试图搭讪美国小哥的时候，出口的话则略显突兀，不是寒暄后尴尬的沉默，就是中西方笑点高低有别，对方双方不在same page上。
How are you? I am fine, and you? I am fine too, thank you!
你：How are you? 对方：Pretty good, and you? 你：Hallelujah 对方：……
放开那男孩，让我来！
你：“so what do you think of this professor？” 对方：“Yes she is nice.” 你：“Did you do your homework” 对方：“Yes.” 你：“…… ” 对方：“……”
你：“I really like this professor. I think she is nice.” 对方：“Yes I think so! I love when she talks about…… ”
对方：“so are you from China?” 你：“No, I am from North Korea.” （对方惊愕） 你：“Yes of course I am China.”
“You love Chinese food?! I know a very authentic restaurant. I can send you the address by text.”
“Chinese eat a large portion of the dogs in this world.”
“I think American eat a large portion of the chickens in this world.” 对方大笑…
中国式幽默往往需要自我贬低，以此博众一笑，可是在美国人眼里，自我贬低不但不好笑，反而显得不乐观，略显病态。所以，美国式的幽默常常和“蠢”和“萌”挂钩，往往是脑子不会拐弯儿的思维模式就是笑料。
“So I assume there are a lot of international businesses in your hometown right ?” “Yes, Drug trade, if that counts.” 结果对方愣住，然后笑得前仰后合。
毕竟在美国，怎么长也不可能成为大众脸，而独特又是美国文化中很重要的一环。在此，顺便post几张美国亚洲女星的照片，让大家涨涨信心，祝你们搭讪成功！！！
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